Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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