JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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