I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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