theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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