U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
