okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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