she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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