i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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