I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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