he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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