i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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