he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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