so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
being pregnant is like rehab
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
