my sisters under your porch take her home
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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