should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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