I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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