I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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