You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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