Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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