Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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