Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Are we still banned from the library?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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