Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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