Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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