Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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