we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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