Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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