Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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