No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
did i just pee glitter
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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