try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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