It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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