quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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