My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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