Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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