His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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