everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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