He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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