He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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