My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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