Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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