I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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