I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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