What a fucking waste of an outfit
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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