Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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