you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
