we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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