If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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