Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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