Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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