The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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