So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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